Oil change

My car odometer logs 260k kilometers plus some nickels and dimes, time was due to yet another oil change. This is the most simple maintenance operation you can do to your car, but is very common to be overlooked or overdone by car owners. It should be done according to your vehicle manual intervals and with the right oil specification and quantity. Its advisable to always change your oil filter with the oil, something that i don’t comply myself, because since the ECU reprogramming i shortened the oil change intervals (from 15k to 10k), and if the new oil is the same brand/viscosity of the old i keep the same filter between two oil changes (for 20k).

This is normally a cheap work to do at the shop, but i rather do this myself, because of several reasons:

  • This work is normally done by the workshop less qualified person
  • Sometimes they add too little or too much oil
  • Most places do this by suction through the oil level stick, so some impurities just remain at the carter
  • If done the correct way, through the carter, they have a tendency to over tight the drain screw (into the aluminum carter…)
  • I know for sure the stuff i am pouring in, witch is adequate (has the correct certification) for the engine, also i try to stick to the same brand and viscosity
  • Normally i take around 1h, witch is less than you usually wait at shop looking to some grease monkeys working at slow motion.
  • The economical savings (even if really not that much, they do add up with time)

So, first thing prior to get started, is to join everything you will need together:

  • Jack stands (well within your vehicle weight)
  • A jack
  • A red newspaper (ex: Expresso economy section)
  • Oil according to engine, for me its 4.2L of VW505.00 specs, normally BP 5000 (it depends on the promotional prices).
  • An oil catching pan
  • A rag (ex: old Lisbon Half Marathon t-shirt)
  • A wrench that works good on the drain screw (normally hex or monkey-wrench)
  • Some screwdrivers, Phillips, Torx, Flat, etc to remove the lower engine cover
  • Eye protection goggles
  • Funnel
  • Silicone joint tube (optional)
  • All purpose rubber compatible lubricant (optional)
  • Oil filter (not in pics cause i didn’t swapped it)
  • Oil filter wrench (not in pics cause i didn’t swapped the oil filter)

Lets put those hands to business, first and most important, park and break the car in a flat area (can be outside) and lift the front of your car and place it SECURELY on the jack stands. Do not improvise or try to be inventive in any way in this point, later if this goes bad and you happen to be under the car…. also don’t forget to put the eye protection goggles when working under the car, remember safety first.

Start to take the lower engine cover out with the appropriate screwdrivers . Afterward, locate the drain plug and cover the ground with the newspaper and place the oil catching pan, now remove the drain plug, and be careful so the the drain plug don’t fall to the pan…. let the old oil flush out, with the engine a bit warm the oil will flow much faster, so normally i do this half an hour after a drive.

While the oil is flushing you can get swap the oil filter, in the VW Golf is a cartridge that you can access from the top, with the filter wrench, there are some o-rings that you should also replace in the filter assembly when putting the new filter on.

Now, you should put the drain plug on again, many people always replace with a fresh one, but i only do this if it is getting old or threaded, if not i simply clean it of old sludge (with the rag) and put a tiny bit of silicone oil joint at the end, so it will seal nice and easy. Put it on, but DO NOT over tight, specially with an aluminium carter, it should be snug, just don’t over do it.

Now, its time to refill your engine with the new oil, use the correct quantity or put in small portions and check the oil level stick. About the oil, check the manual and make sure it has the needed specification for your engine and climate. The oil level should be between the max and min marker, not more nor less.

About the brand, there are tons and tons of information floating around, and everybody seems to have their own opinion or sympathy. My 2 cents, again don’t over do it,  use the manual specified oil of a major brand, and choose by some rational criteria, like price or by tech sheets (not just because someone told somebody that eared a person talking about a 1 zillion kilometers car that run only with oil xyz). If you want to upgrade the engine specified oil, fine, but i see so many folks pouring money in ultra high tech oils into some engines that would live happily with a 10W40…

At this point, usually i take advantage as the car is already in jack stands to lubricate the car silent blocks and rubber joints with an all purpose rubber compatible lubricant. Don’t forget to put the engine cover back in place and to clean everything, and to pack up your tools. Also put the old oil in the new oil container (now empty), and please do deliver it to recycling in a workshop (normally the same place where you bought the new oil).

Put the car back on the ground, get a cold beer and enjoy the next thousands kilometers.

Apache mod_proxy

I will never activate mod_proxy without double-checking the installation is secured.
I will never activate mod_proxy without double-checking the installation is secured.
I will never activate mod_proxy without double-checking the installation is secured.
I will never activate mod_proxy without double-checking the installation is secured.
I will never activate mod_proxy without double-checking the installation is secured.
I will never activate mod_proxy without double-checking the installation is secured.
I will never activate mod_proxy without double-checking the installation is secured.
I will never activate mod_proxy without double-checking the installation is secured.
I will never activate mod_proxy without double-checking the installation is secured.
I will never activate mod_proxy without double-checking the installation is secured.

How?

Real simple, just set-up “ProxyRequests Off” on the main server config, and if you want to be extra safe (like double condom usage) in the first virtualhost (by IP address) put “ProxyBlock *”

So help me the sysadmins Gods.

(semi) Victorious

Last Friday (finally, 8 months after the accident) i received the court decision about the process against Allianz Seguros SA. I had to sue them in CIMPAS, an arbitration court, about a road accident, where i was hit and run by i an Allianz insured shit bag (pardon… driver) and they didn’t want to willingly pay the damages.

So, the outcome was very positive, it was proved in court that all responsibility is due to Allianz Seguros SA, so all the physical damages to the car are well covered, but i was only given 30 euro a day for the 3 days the car must be in the repair shop, which is very little to cover a substitution car. Also the judge didn’t order Allianz Seguros to pay the vehicle technical inspections (mot, tuv, etc) and re-inspections simply because he didn’t quite understand that i had to do it so i didn’t get fined by the police…. i think that he doesn’t quite understands the mechanics of technical inspections time frame, maybe he gets a new car every 3 years… if this is the new justice, i really can’t imagine how the old justice works…

Anyway, after all said and done, this is a financial and moral victory against an evil corporation (Allianz Seguros) that is profit centered only, and treats persons like numbers, that uses all the dirty tricks in the book to avoid paying. But, and it seems there is always a but, i will never get the right compensation for all the headaches of this situation, and these companies will continue to behave the same, just because they can, because the justice here is too soft with them.

More about this issue later…

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

The marketing advantage of young people

I was listening Deolinda’s song “Parva que Sou”,  very buzzed nowadays due to the strong lyrics about the lack of opportunities given to the young people, and found myself thinking what a piece of crap….  Why? To start the melody is non-existent, and the so called “strong” lyrics are pathetic.

Is plain pathetic to say young people can’t get good jobs, because they are all already taken, and they can’t start their own business because they have no capital, and the lack of capital trows them to poorly paid jobs, which just creates a perpetual loop. So, this is an unfair world and the poor young guy is always with the lower hand. Right? Wrong.

There are so many advantages to the young people… but in this post i would like to highlight the marketing advantages. One can legitimately ask, if a young entrepreneur has little to no money stock, what is the advantage to the established players with much more cash flow to invest in marketing and advertising? Is pretty simple, they can do it better with much less money. How? Exploring the potential of guerrilla marketing to their own profit. The new technologies, the new communication medias, the new languages. They rule the Internet inside out, the websites, the social networks, the blogs, the forums, the chats, the new mobile medias. They know what is cool, what is uncool. What a great marketing advantage that is.

So, i really don’t know about you, but i sure have my own plans to keep “young” as long as i can, keep up with the upcoming medias and technologies so i can take on the “old” guys who do business the same as they did twenty years ago.

PS – and of course, the song who made me think about this, well… i can’t identify me less with it